The Man Trying to Break the World Record for the Longest Time Spent Masturbating

So You Think You Can Wank? Maybe you believe you’re America’s Next Top Meat Beater. Or perhaps you’re The Biggest Loser (of Semen).

Well, I’ve got news for you: You’ve got competition.

“I knew I could beat it,” Hardy says, asking that I pardon the pun. “Actually, I’ve beat the record, but by myself, without a witness. I figured there’s a world record for something I happen to be pretty good at, and have a chance of beating. Who hasn’t dreamed of being the best in the world at something?”

Drake, however, almost never watches porn. “I put on some music and set lighting to make a pleasant mood. This is a time to focus on pleasuring me.”

Sex toys certainly come in handy — again, pardon the pun — during Hardy’s marathon sessions. “I include both sleeves and anal toys, as prostate stimulation helps and can give my hands and penis a bit of a break,” he tells me. “It’s work to go beyond six hours, but I strive to keep it pleasurable. I won’t continue if I’m not receiving pleasure, and I certainly stop if it becomes painful.”

Aside from the scheduling issues, he says the hardest (again, sorry) thing is keeping it up. To maintain his erection, he switches up his techniques, uses the aforementioned prostate stimulation and moves his body around. What initially seemed to me like a simple, repetitive affair becomes, as Hardy describes it, a kind of physical performance involving creative and clever maneuvers.

Overall, Hardy says the biggest challenge is about changing the way we think about jacking it. “Like most people, when I was young, I was taught that masturbating — and any sex outside of heterosexual marriage — was sinful and something to be ashamed of,” explains Hardy, describing himself as a “masturbation ambassador” who’s working to win hearts and minds on the virtues of self-pleasure. “I want to share my experiences with others in the hope that their journey to sexual freedom can be shorter, better informed and more open and honest — with themselves and others.”

Does that mean everyone should go for marathon sessions?

Not necessarily.

“I don’t advocate for people to go for hours at a time,” he says. “Rather, I want them to make masturbation more planned and purposeful.” That might bring to mind corny self-help advice about “intentionality,” but Hardy’s message is more one of self-exploration. “Don’t just make yourself cum in five minutes because you’re horny, or watching porn. Focus on pleasuring yourself and finding out what turns you on and what feels good.”

That’s advice all of us could take to heart.

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