Two Clever Nuns

There were two nuns.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It was getting dark and they were still far away from the Convent.

SM:Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half an hour or so? I wonder what he wants?

SL:It’s logical. He wants to violate us.

SM:Oh,no!At this rate he will reach us in Fifteen minutes at the most!What can we do?

SL:The only logical thing to do is walk faster.

A little while later….

SM:It’s not working.

SL:Of course it’s not working.The man did the only logical thing.He started walking faster,too!!

SM:So,what shall we do?At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL:The only logical thing we can do is split.You go that way and I will go this way.He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrived at the Convent and starts worrying about what could have happened to Sister Logical.

Shortly,after wards Sister Logical too arrives.

SM:Sister Logical!Thank God-you are here.Tell me what happened!

SL:The only logical thing happened.Since the man couldn’t follow both of us,he followed me.

SM:Yes,yes.But what happened then?

SL:The only logical thing that could have happened did happen.I started to run as fast as I could and he started to follow me as fast as he could.

SM:And?

SL:The only logical thing happened.He reached me.

SM:Oh,dear!What did you do then?

SL:The only logical thing to do.I lifted my….

SM:Oh,no!What happened then?

SL:The man following his logic pulled down his pants!!

SM:Oh,no!Then?

SL:Isn’t it logical,Sister?A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down!!

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…..

Say two Hail Marys! and be Logical.

And the moral of the story is:LOGIC BEATS MATH.

Being forwarded with minor changes here and there for better impact.

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